HIV tests are more positive than that guy
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
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I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
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She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
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