He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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