gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
I just gargled with NyQuil
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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