She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
it was like his penis was on wheels.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
Even the bartender felt bad for me
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
YOU WOULD BE SEEING ME. IN MY KITCHEN. BENDING OVER MY OVEN. MAKING YOU CAKE.
Wait, that's an option?
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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