I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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