I'm lost and stupid without you.
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
It's really awkward to greet the pastor when I know I've licked chocolate syrup off his daughter's chest.
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its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
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she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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