He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
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