Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
We have so much sex to catch up on
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
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