I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
he high fived his dick after we had sex
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