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I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
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You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
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We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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