i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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