Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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