matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
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Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
It is officially Christmas time in Chicago. There's a drunk hobo on the CTA singing the first 2 lines of Frosty the Snowman over and over and over.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
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And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
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