dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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