I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
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