C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
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we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
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So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
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