Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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