The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
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mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
Well, I made it all the way to the gas station. And from there, I begged a cab driver who was parked outside, to give me a piggy back ride the final 2 blocks to my apartment. I wasn't in the cab. Didn't have to pay. Drunk me is smart, and very lazy.
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
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That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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