I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
your mascara is on the toilet seat from when you fell asleep last night
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
Randomize
