at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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