Barsexuality is the new black.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
I'm sitting alone in a bar pretending to watch football because I don't know where the liquor store is around here and I'll be god damned I'm going to be sober on my day off.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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