whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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