Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
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Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
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Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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