why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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