I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
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