i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
Why I hate online dating: not even one day in and a 57 year old asks me to call him "Daddy."
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
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