As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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