Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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