He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
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