THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
it's great music for shaving your balls
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I don't think we should have started that trash fire
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
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I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
He's the first man I've met that knows more about Harry Potter than I do. He shops at Goodwill and has a Game of Thrones cookbook in his apartment. This is my soulmate.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
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