I just made out with a guy for $7.
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
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I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
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I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
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