Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
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What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
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Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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