I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
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He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
Fair warning, if I start singing "Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced" at any point tomorrow, just go with it
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
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Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
and you fell through a lawn chair
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
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