my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
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I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
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She told me she brought a guy home but that he looked pickled. And no, that's not an autocorrect.
Hahahah pickled
I asked her what she meant and she said that he looked like he had soaked in water.
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you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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