He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
this hospital has no fireball
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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