just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
3 things I learned last night: 1.) I'm not as light as I used to be. 2.) Sex on the roof of a convertible is a really bad idea. 3.) The hospital now has super glue pens for sealing minor cuts instead of stitches!
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
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