just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
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letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
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Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
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