He kissed a someone with a penis
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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