she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
He passed out with his shoes on 20 minutes till midnight, and I didn't have a sharpie so I took the cheese whiz and filled his exposed ass crack.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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