How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
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