yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
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I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
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We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
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