Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
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Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
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First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
I wish there was a tumbleweed emoji. Because that would describe my vagina.
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