Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
You took a bar mat shot.
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
I think I sprained my soul last night
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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