I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
i was taking a dump when this random girl ran in, puked all over my lap, then passed out on the floor
did you bang her?
seriously?
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
Today is definitely a "stand over the toilet and pee through the opening at the bottom of my boxers" kind of day.
I guess the silver lining is that having a big dick really comes in handy when you're hungover.
It's a mixed blessing.
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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