I accidentally threw away from slim jim and some lady saw me dig it out of the garbage. It was unopened but still, I look so homeless.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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