can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
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