One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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