Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
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i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
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I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
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