oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
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