I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
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everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
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If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
The real estate's complaint had the words "loud squealing at 2am" in it. Then I remembered that was me spoon feeding you guys old potato salad while you screeched like baby birds. Great night.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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