hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
the new apple iphone has a feature that can find itself if you lose it, apple is getting closer to making a phone completely drunkproof...
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
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I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
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Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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