So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My phone just autocorrected 'vagina' to 'vaginihilation'...when exactly did I need to convey total annihilation by lady parts??
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
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