Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
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You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
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the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
I haven't lost it. I know I'm not a prophet. It was a joke.
After the edible you claimed you were talking to my cat. We're in our 30s now, what was once cute is now a liability.
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