i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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