Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
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just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
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I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
I have post one night stand depression
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